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4:18 am
May 5, 2011
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QuoteThere is a young stand-up comedian of Asian background in our town who jokes: "I was trying to get busy with a girl last night but I couldn't get her bra off. Then my dad walked in. He couldn't get it off, either."
No joke – why are mature Asian men so attracted to young women? Do they stop enjoying -beep- with their wives after being married for a number ois it their that stop wanting to have -beep-? Why are marriage vows so easily broken?
4:50 am
April 6, 2011
OfflineI think it's because of the way Asian women usually age.
Early twenties —> Barbie Princess
Mid-twenties —> Barbie Princess
Late twenties —> Pregnant Barbie
Early thirties —> Cougar Barbie
Mid thirties —> Mid-life Barbie
Late thirties —> Menopause Barbie / Almost Auntie
Forties —> Auntie
Fifties until death —> Yoda
Remember I said "usually"…
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And I still managed to offend approximately 1.1 BILLION women (including the Indian subcontinent)!
Ta da!!!
8:34 am
November 16, 2010
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ok now that was funny….
5:03 pm
May 5, 2011
OfflineThe second half of my post got mangled by a server somewhere.
It was supposed to read:
"No joke – why are mature Asian men so attracted to young women? Do they stop enjoying -beep- with their wives after being married for a number years, or is it their wives that stop wanting to have -beep-? Why are marriage vows so easily broken?"
If the comedian is right, it is because the husband lacks maturity.
If the E-man is right, it is the wives that lack maturity.
If both lack maturity, who makes the responsible decisions in the relationship?
7:02 pm
November 16, 2010
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Danny Hoo said:
If both lack maturity
Have you been to China?
5:02 pm
May 5, 2011
OfflineI have been there on business but never for long enough to understand how relationships between Chinese men and women really work. It seems to me that the husband's and the wife's parents are behind all the responsible decisions, at least until children arrive and then the cycle repeats all over again.
7:38 pm
November 16, 2010
Offline"Why are mature Asian men so attracted to young women?"
Honestly, you can go ahead and take "Asian" out of that sentence. I think men everywhere around the world are really attracted to young women. I've never seen it as something that is uniquely Asian, and I've never noticed it as something that is seen more amongst Asians than other races.
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